Who is the G.O.A.T.? Tom Brady? Michael Jordan? LeBron James? NAH. The G.O.A.T. is no other than, the SOCIAL ASSASSIN LARRY MOTHER FUCKIN’ DAVID BABY. To clarify, Larry David is a genius, a comedic genius.
This is one of my favorite videos of all time. He got stuck in a parking garage and his explanation was the most Larry David answer ever. Enjoy:
“I’m not a good swiper”
“If you told me years ago, I would be a bad swiper, I wouldn’t believe it.”
Also, this is the best scene from the second best show ever (slightly behind Seinfeld):
WHAT YOU LOOKING AT JEW BOY?! Dying.
“You get in that ass Larry.”
Side note, the name Larry is just so fucking classic.